Sofas are not to sit but to jump like on trampolines
Pencils are just not to write on paper but on floor tiles too.
Washing machines are to wash toys.
Beds are an artists workstation.
Dining table are racing car tracks.
Television is to watch only cartoons
Laptop is for ‘youtube.
Sorry’s are the ultimate weapon to escape punishments.
And ‘I love you’s’ to placate a fuming Mama. 😀 😛