He came, he saw. The corner ‘garden’ just had two benches to sit upon. And they were already occupied. A family of four occupied one; the parents sat with some bags while the kids played.
The other had a couple sitting in one end. He sat down at another end and started coughing and went on coughing. His face turned a beetroot red, tears spilled from his eyes.
The man sitting next to him asked,’Do you want Strepsils?’
He said, ‘Not of use to me, I have TB.’
In no time the garden emptied to make space for his sweetheart.
Inspired by Sorry folks, just could not resist this one 😛